Hello My Pretties.
…aaaand Tom Hanks has his hand caught in a pickle jar.
“You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”
“But I want a pickle.”#sometimes i remember that tom hanks exists and the world seems a better place.
(via meowlingquimm)
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
(via kissedmequiteinsane)
There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.Norway - forever the most metal country ever.
Its like mother nature was like hey Norway.. enjoy angry ghosts for forever.
(via thegirlwiththecupcakes)
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
(via sirenwithcoldfinns)
friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete
360180 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
(via thegirlwiththecupcakes)
(via itskenz)
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”
Tangerines. the code word is Tangerines.
(via mylifeasateenagesloth)
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
are you satan
(via forgettingfilm)
